No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i just had sex bonerless
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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