About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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