Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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