margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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