Pappa wants mamma naked
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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