I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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