I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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