I just made out with a guy for $7.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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