Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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