So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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