Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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