Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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