3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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