so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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