this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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