What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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