Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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