similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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