windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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