I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Randomize