Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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