whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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