i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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