where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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