can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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