the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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