people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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