what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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