also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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