I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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