The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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