My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Randomize
