you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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