I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
that's an acceptable place to lick
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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