I like my sex mixed with concussions.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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