i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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