This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i dont even know how to be here
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
