i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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