so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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