i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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