i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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