I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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