Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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