What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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