I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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