The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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