Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
either way he was missing a nipple.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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