wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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