we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
