Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
