The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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