Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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