this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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